Marriage is like a hand grenade....
Remove the ring and the house is gone.
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A ba-BOOM
What do you call an Orangutan with a hand grenade?
A boomerang.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart
My wife and a hand grenade have one thing in common
Remove the ring and my house is gone
My grandpa grew up during the depression, as a result, he never threw anything away.
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum blown apart
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart.
