Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.

She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.

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What do you call a yoga studio with Wahlberg, Zuckerberg and Hamill?

Stretch Marks

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I saw Mark Hamill trying to get in a store by pulling a door marked Push.

He had a confused Luke on his face.

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📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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For the final piece of coursework in my art diploma, I used my knife to cut a line across Mr Hamill and Mr Wahlberg just after they'd finished eating.

I scored full Marks.

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