A list of puns related to "H Certificate"
For Christmas my dad gave me and my siblings a stocking full of coal. Also in the stocking was stock certificates for coal companies. He wore a well deserved shit eating grin all day.
The vampire, being hundreds of years old, had decided to conduct an experiment to see which career path was the most rewarding. He had every degree and certification you could imagine, but he settled on a surprising choice: cleaning mirrors.
When questioned, he said, "There's something about cleaning a mirror that just speaks to me. Not only can you see your progress as you go, I just know I'm helping someone see their true selves, for better or worse. I'm as surprised as you are, it's not a job I could ever see myself doing."
You ask it for it’s BIRCH certificate.
It all started at birth when she was issued a Bitch Certificate.
...when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.
...Living Up To 400 Years Old!
Marine 1 - How Do They Know That?
Marine 2 - They Checked His Birth Certificate.
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