I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
Just some jokes about colours
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
- a carrot
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
- dung
What’s green and smells like red paint?
- green paint
Whats red and bad for your teeth
- a brick
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
- I tell you, that came right out of the purple.
Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
- blew
What’s grey and can’t fly
- a car park
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
