Goo.gl Puns

A list of puns related to "Goo.gl"

is that an omen? no it’s a sign
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👤︎ u/artemisiagenti
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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What did Jack Nicholson say to the bad dentist?

You can't handle the tooth.

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👤︎ u/admadguy
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?

Break the stick in half...

...two halves make a hole.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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Came across this on google maps today..

Apparently they are really good at dad jokes too

https://goo.gl/maps/JLwtqp26dDP2

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👤︎ u/Fanytastic
📅︎ Nov 11 2015
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knot joke

https://goo.gl/wzeRXY

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👤︎ u/roasticle
📅︎ Sep 21 2015
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I feel like this joke is underappreciated on /r/todayilearned.

http://goo.gl/4RBWVA

tl;dr: TIL During the 2014 Sochi Olympics, Russians got free passes on the Moscow subway system if they did 30 squats in front of a motion sensor

/u/SayLem37: "How did the sensor know they were russian?"

/u/eatnubmer1: "They did the squats quickly."

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👤︎ u/eatnumber1
📅︎ Oct 27 2014
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