Heute kommen 100 Deutsche aus Wuhan zurΓΌck in die Bundesrepublik (Germersheim/Rheinland Pfalz)

Als Vorsichtsmaßnahme müssen sie noch bis zu 15 Tagen in QuarantÀne. Link

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[Frage] Erasmus in Hildesheim oder Germersheim?

Hi, der Titel sagt wahrscheinlich schon alles. Vielleicht jemand hat eine Erfahrung mit einer diese StΓ€dte und kann mir RatschlΓ€ge geben?:) Ich will mein Sprachniveau verbessern und das deutsche Lebensstils, sozusagen, kennenlernen.

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Master Davis - I'm a Man (Live 1972, Insel Grun, Germersheim, WestGermany, May 21) youtube.com/watch?v=KK-Yw…
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B-17 of the 427BS/303BG [GN-A] shot down over Germersheim after a direct flak hit to the tail - 13th January 1945
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NΓ€chstes Wochenende: SPEZI 2017 in Germersheim spezialradmesse.de/
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Visiting Germersheim

This is the closest sub I found. :P Does anybody have any recommendations for fun things to do in the evening within say 30 minutes of Germersheim by train or car? I'm going to be there later this month for work but I'm only going to be available at nights. Ideally things that would be safe to do alone or with one coworker. Or the 19th we'll be in Frankfurt if there's anything specifically going on that day. Vielen dank!

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Merkelland... (BRUTALE ÜBERGRIFFE IN BACKNANG, FELLBACH, KORB, BREMEN UND GERMERSHEIM) Antifa und Muslime sorgen fΓΌr neue Gewaltwelle gegen AfD im Wahlkampf pi-news.net/2019/05/antif…
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Germersheim: Islamischer Antisemitismus im Beirat fΓΌr Migration und Integration afdkompakt.de/2018/02/08/…
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Suche nach versunkener Lok im Rhein bei Germersheim gescheitert swr.de/swraktuell/rheinla…
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Electric cars at Spezi 2016 April 23 & 24 Germersheim, Germany

A new BamBuk model, the PedelecMobil, will debut at the special bike show in Germersheim on Saturday. http://bambuk.de/design.html exm.nr/23HwOkB

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"B-17 of the 427BS/303BG [GN-A] shot down over Germersheim after a direct flak hit to the tail - 13th January 1945" by 3rdweal in Warplanesnuffporn
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Spezi 2015 - Spezialradmesse in Germersheim heute und morgen spezialradmesse.de/
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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German state media: Intensive care units at the limit!

Automatic translation with Google Translate:

>Doctors who can no longer do anything for their patients and nurses who pack corona deaths in body bags: The situation is becoming more and more dramatic in the intensive care units.
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>Volker Moog walks quickly across the corridor of intensive care unit 1 of the SΓΌdpfalzklinik in Kandel. The chief doctor is very concerned: Almost all 21 intensive care beds are occupied. In a few days he will not be able to accept any more patients. "The incidences are increasing every day, it is irreversible and we will have situations like we had in Italy and France," he says. "We are moving towards a disaster."
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>The clinic actually has eight more intensive care beds at its locations in Kandel and Germersheim. But they cannot be used. The reason: there is a lack of staff. The shortage actually worsened during the pandemic. (...)
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>Nurse Marie Grube puts on special protective clothing before going to a Covid patient in the treatment room. "It is slowly but surely tiring. There is an increased workload and it is no longer fun." Attending Moog can only watch helplessly as more and more nurses gradually reduce their work, leave the ward or even leave the house - because of the enormous demands of Covid. (...)
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>So far, 52 Covid patients have died in the Mainz University Hospital. The situation is currently very critical for two more, says Bodenstein. "We sometimes have to watch how, despite intensive medical treatments, organs of Covid patients gradually tip like dominoes and people die. This also affects younger people with parents or children waiting at home." There are also employees who couldn't cope with such situations and no longer work in intensive care medicine. (...)
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>His colleague Bodenstein nods. "We now have a good vaccine. The vaccine can break chains of infection in the early phase and significantly reduce the severity of the disease in sick people." And Blessing appeals: "I can only ask everyone: Please get vaccinated. Many of my colleagues are exhausted. My team and I don't want to be here again next year and perhaps have to mourn the 200,000th corona death." Then both of them go to the isolation ward for the corona patients and the door closes behind them.

Source: https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/gesellschaft/intensivmedizin-103.html [German]

So the bad

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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You've been hit by
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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