Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Ge'ez"
Dr: You’re right, I was always more of a trumpet guy myself.
Haven't seen you all since last year.
Lettuce go home...
said the salad
They'd have invented thyme travel!
My partners in the geology lab were upset about not sharing my earthquake data.
It’s completely my fault though
"I'm like Kool-aid".
ten minutes later dad runs back into the room
"No! Wait! I'm cooler than Kool-aid. I'm iced tea."
He still calls himself "iced tea" under his breath sometimes.
Are men not allowed to laugh?
But no pun in ten did.
He just got his first review; great food, no atmosphere
But that went down the gutter.
There fries are just sodium good!!
It was spam.
Sheer Luck Holmes.
Geez it has lots of steps.
They both use a lot of hard ARRRRS
..."Get out - we don't surf your kind here!"
His long-time wife was sitting in the first row at his funeral, when a man she didn't recognize came up and sat next to her.
"Do you mind if I say a word?" he asked. "No not at all. He meant so much to so many people."
The man walked up to the microphone and said: "PLETHORA" then sat back down.
Crying, the woman leaned over to him and said, "Thank you... That means a lot."
When it becomes apparent.
God I hate it when people assume my gander.
I think it will help us stay connected
Because Chernobyl fallout
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
Because they use the Ge'ez alphabet
a geez cake.
I didnt want to be caught money laundering
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.
A bro-chure
A guy walks into his usual bar and orders a beer. He notices a full suit of armor standing on display by the bar. "Where did you get that?" the guy asks the bartender. "I picked it up at an antique store downtown," the bartender says. "It only cost $2,500." "Geez, all that money for a knight?" the guy exclaims. "Oh, no," the bartender hastens to reassure him. "You get to keep it forever."
Geez that's a lot
A seer-sucker.
With tomato paste!
Geeze yall ketchup.
Would they be called cellfies?
Louise
A: F. Murray Abraham?
Q: Geez, no need to be so angry.
The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!
It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.
Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
SFW: https://imgur.com/Yg6JRDJ
The Dentist said: "Wow your teeth are disgusting."
The man cried
Then..
The Dentist said: "Geez.. you don't have to be that sensiteeth."
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