Gay Man Puns

A list of puns related to "Gay Man"

A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why did the gay man apply to the post office?

cuz he was interested in male delivery.

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👤︎ u/The7thMagician
📅︎ May 28 2021
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How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?

He was smarter than the average bear.

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👤︎ u/UncleBirdie
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call a gay french man?

A faguette.

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👤︎ u/MoondogGLOVER1
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why was the gay man exhausted after a long day at the office?

Because he worked 9 hours straight.

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👤︎ u/iseewhatyouresaying
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What is a gay man's favourite surgery?

Lobotomy

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👤︎ u/Kazadure
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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What did Spider-Man say to gay club?

“I’M A SWINGER”

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👤︎ u/Dirty-Oven-Comics
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I dunno man, Mt. Rushmores kinda gay

I mean 4 guys, rock hard, and no one said no homo

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👤︎ u/tH1CCDeNs3B01
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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A man introduced himself by saying "I'm gay"

I thought it was a queer way to say hello

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👤︎ u/Swaggerkid_2005
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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what do you call it when a lesbian and a gay man fall in love

no one knows but it seems they straightened out their differences

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👤︎ u/Colse707
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What do you call a gay milk man?

Dairy Queen.

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👤︎ u/big_daddy_J_
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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What do you call a gay jewish man?

A Shalomosexual.

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👤︎ u/DankalorYT
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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One man's junk is another man's treasure. If they're gay.
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👤︎ u/Kindulas
📅︎ Apr 05 2017
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what do you call a gay man with a cold?

Phlegm-Boyant!

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👤︎ u/kaboose286
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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My dad told us he met a really tall gay man the other day

He said wow your boyfriend must go up on you.

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👤︎ u/Fishies
📅︎ Nov 21 2013
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

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👤︎ u/TommZ5
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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A guy came up to me and said, “Man your clothes are so gay”

I said, “I know, they came out of the closet this morning”

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👤︎ u/neon_exorcism
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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A man asked me why my clothes were gay

I said “Cause, they came out the closet”

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👤︎ u/yeetyboi8787
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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A guy came up to me and said, "Man your clothes are so gay"

I said: "I know, they came out of the closet this morning."

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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