A list of puns related to "Gastraphetes"
I thought about combining two of the most unloved items in the last International into something that could be very interesting and this is the results. Everything is obviously open to balance, but the main idea behind the item is the active and it's potential usage for area control, similar to Tombtone and Nether Ward.
Lore: Stolen from the Quorum of the Weeping Rose, who once used it to effectively debilitate renegade mages.
Recipe: Mage Slayer (2400) + Veil of Discord (1525) + Recipe (575)Total Cost: 4500
Stats
Passives
Actives
I recently made a character for a Pathfinder game, with the restrictions that it was core races and classes only. The party needed a healer (they were already at level 3) so I made a paladin. I rolled quite well on the stat allocation and decided to make a Divine Hunter Halfling. My Charisma is great, so is my Dexterity, but it looks like using a Gastraphetes is going to require a fair few feats, and probably a magical item (there's some enchanted footwear which allows standing from prone as a free action, combined with crossbow mastery, that allows a full rate of attack with a Gastraphetes).
I used my 3000GP to buy him a masterwork gastraphetes, but also a masterwork light crossbow. Am I barking up the wrong tree here, or will it eventually be worth it? I'm essentially going to be full attacking with a light crossbow for most of the fights after the first round, though I suppose it is good to have that extra range and larger damage die.
can anyone tell me what aragami i need to fight to unlock the blueprint for the final upgrade in this tree?
So I have found a mega crossbow here that I really like the imagery of: The Gastraphetes. Is there any way to make this weapon viable? Like increasing its firing rate somehow? Is there any kind of easily collapsible stand to help not take the penalty while avoiding constantly standing up and lying down again?
Would this weapon be viable with the Bolt Ace archetype? If so, would this let you make some kind of sniper build out of that archetype somehow?
I also posted this in the PFS page, but I figured I'd cover all my bases here...
So I was planning on making a Gastraphetes focused build with the Bolt Ace Gunslinger archetype, but I started wondering how this would actually work with the feats I would need to pull it off.
(Also, I am unsure if a Gastraphetes is actually a viable type of crossbow for this archetype. It's weapon description does say it's an "oversized crossbow," but that might not make it PFS legal...)
So I would obviously need Crossbow Mastery for this idea to even get off the ground (hoping to either get a couple of levels of Unchained Rogue for the Stand Up talent and/or a pair of Quick Action Slippers to help with the constant standing up and going prone). But one of that feat's prerequisites is Rapid Reload, which states I have to choose a type of crossbow or firearm to use this feat on... what type of crossbow does a gastraphetes count as? It's reload time is closest to a heavy crossbow, but it fires like a two handed firearm... it doesn't actually say what to do anywhere. Has there been some kind of errata or it somewhere that I am missing?
Is RNG mythic currently in the shitter vs Relic/Aeonic? Curious if anyone has experience with both before I head down this path.
Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastraphetes
Will the Greeks in Rome 2 get Gastraphetes? Was looking up some ancient weaponry for what to expect from possible new units in R2 and the gastraphetes caught my eye.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Why
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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