Gas Switching Puns

A list of puns related to "Gas Switching"

A man recently pulled up to a gas station and started to pump gas while still holding his lit cigarette. The fuel nozzle's shutoff switch failed to engage when his tank was full & fuel shot out on to the man's arm. The fuel immediately caught fire. A cop that was driving by stopped and shot the guy

Apparently it's illegal to wave a fire arm in public.

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👤︎ u/Need_no_Reddit_name
📅︎ Aug 07 2021
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My dad while cooking dinner last night...

We just got a new propane powered fire pit for our back yard and we are switching propane tanks around to make it work. My mom asked: "so does the fire pit have gas?" My dad responded without skipping a beat: "Why? Did you give it beans?"

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👤︎ u/Moabroa
📅︎ May 03 2014
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