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I'm a HS counselor from Georgia. 3 years ago I began visiting colleges with a 360° camera so my students could visit campuses without spending the $ involved with a physical campus visit.

Now these videos are on Youtube, 100% free, so anyone can visit them without leaving the couch.

Website: artofcollege.org

Youtube: The Art of College: https://www.youtube.com/c/theartofcollege

Some press coverage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRdGiSWhfs

360 college campus tours w/2021 stats:

1. AMERICAN UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
2. AUBURN UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
3. BINGHAMTON UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
4. BOSTON COLLEGE (drone/walking/driving)
5. BOSTON UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
6. BRANDEIS (drone/walking/driving)
7. BROWN (drone/walking/driving)
8. BYU (walking/driving)
9. CALTECH (drone/walking/driving)
10. CARNEGIE MELLON (drone/walking/driving)
11. CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
12. CLARK UNIVERSITY (driving)
13. CLEMSON UNIVERSITY (driving)
14. UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO BOULDER (drone/walking/driving)
15. COLORADO SCHOOL OF MINES (drone/walking/driving)
16. COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
17. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
18. CORNELL (drone/walking/driving)
19. CU DENVER (drone/walking/driving)
20. DAVIDSON COLLEGE (driving)
21. DREXEL (walking/driving)
22. DUKE UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
23. EMORY UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
24. [FORDH

Hi, Popheads! So if you lurk over on /r/kpop or you follow Chinese pop culture and entertainment more generally, you may have heard that a bunch of stars are dropping their endorsement contracts with Western companies. Examples include:

• Victoria Song, formerly of f(x)
• Jackson Wang, formerly of known for both his solo work and being in GOT7 [edit: see comment below]
• Wang Yibo, one of the Untamed/MZDS stars
• Zhang Yixing, also known as EXO's Lay

The list is apparently growing; unfortunately I can't read Mandarin and haven't seen a comprehensive list in English yet. (Note that that link goes to a tweet; the Twitter user later issued a correction, saying they meant to write Eason Chan instead of Edison Chen. Also note that said Twitter user appears to take a lot of different political positions than I do and would probably disagree with 99.6% of the post to follow.)

(don't have any Chinese faves yet? this quality post by /u/Scylla_and_Charybdis is here for you.)

This is almost certainly not going to be the last time that people who work in pop music, or in the entertainment industry more broadly, in China will be required to take particular stances on the companies they work with, just like Western artists have been criticized in the past for playing particular venues. My goal in this post is to give

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

.

.

.

He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz

You officially hit rock bottom

No it doesn't.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

“thank you for your cervix.”

...sails are going through the roof.

Made me smile

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

A taxi

But now I stand corrected.

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

Wookie mistake.

Theoretical Fizz-ics

Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark

I said, “That makes two of us.”

Now he’s a great grandfather

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

An assassin

Crows mostly drank alone.

I'm a HS counselor from Georgia. 3 years ago I began visiting colleges with a 360° camera so my students could visit campuses without spending the $ involved with a physical campus visit.

Now these videos are on Youtube, 100% free, so anyone can visit them without leaving the couch.

Website: artofcollege.org

Youtube: The Art of College: https://www.youtube.com/c/theartofcollege

Some press coverage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRdGiSWhfs

360 college campus tours w/2021 stats:

1. AMERICAN UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
2. AUBURN UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
3. BINGHAMTON UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
4. BOSTON COLLEGE (drone/walking/driving)
5. BOSTON UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
6. BRANDEIS (drone/walking/driving)
7. BROWN (drone/walking/driving)
8. BYU (walking/driving)
9. CALTECH (drone/walking/driving)
10. CARNEGIE MELLON (drone/walking/driving)
11. CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
12. CLARK UNIVERSITY (driving)
13. CLEMSON UNIVERSITY (driving)
14. UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO BOULDER (drone/walking/driving)
15. COLORADO SCHOOL OF MINES (drone/walking/driving)
16. COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
17. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
18. CORNELL (drone/walking/driving)
19. CU DENVER (drone/walking/driving)
20. DAVIDSON COLLEGE (driving)
21. DREXEL (walking/driving)
22. DUKE UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
23. EMORY UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
24. [FORDHA

I'm a HS counselor from Georgia. 3 years ago I began visiting colleges with a 360° camera so my students could visit campuses without spending the $ involved with a physical campus visit.

Now these videos are on Youtube, 100% free, so anyone can visit them without leaving the couch.

Website: artofcollege.org

Youtube: The Art of College: https://www.youtube.com/c/theartofcollege

Some press coverage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRdGiSWhfs

360 college campus tours w/2021 stats:

1. AMERICAN UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
2. AUBURN UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
3. BINGHAMTON UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
4. BOSTON COLLEGE (drone/walking/driving)
5. BOSTON UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
6. BRANDEIS (drone/walking/driving)
7. BROWN (drone/walking/driving)
8. BYU (walking/driving)
9. CALTECH (drone/walking/driving)
10. CARNEGIE MELLON (drone/walking/driving)
11. CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
12. CLARK UNIVERSITY (driving)
13. CLEMSON UNIVERSITY (driving)
14. UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO BOULDER (drone/walking/driving)
15. COLORADO SCHOOL OF MINES (drone/walking/driving)
16. COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
17. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY (walking/driving)
18. CORNELL (drone/walking/driving)
19. CU DENVER (drone/walking/driving)
20. DAVIDSON COLLEGE (driving)
21. DREXEL (walking/driving)
22. DUKE UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
23. EMORY UNIVERSITY (drone/walking/driving)
24. [FORDHA

And then you will all be sorry.