You look like a fungi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years

You know what they say... history favors the mold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamboo-harvester
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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How much room do fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raptor_Girl_1259
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.

I wanted to become a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Seems like a fungi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TweekAttack
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Fungi.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggzu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.

(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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There’s a reasonable I don’t tell jokes about fungi.

Too mushroom for error.

Edit: reason damn auto fill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What did the mushroom say when his girlfriend dumped him?

Come on, why babe? I’m a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nordy_13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What did the Bengay and fungi have in common?

They’re both happy men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paisleefarms747
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why was the mushroom the life of the party?

Because he was a Fungi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spitmonkeyx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Seems like a fungi to have at parties... Halloween parties.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razabeth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I was playing Mario Cart today, looked at Toad and thought...

Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.

fun guy
fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeeperson111
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?

Because they’re all fungi’s

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?

There wasn't mush-room to grow there.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?

A spores car!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lanifeibor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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This could be us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikBogomolov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I Have This Friend Who Likes Mushrooms

He's a FUNGI at parties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carcival
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Fun guy, Fungi, Fungeye, Made by Γ–zlem Akin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaginary_name
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms

He was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrawesomelemons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?

He had no morrels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legna-mirror
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Fungi but I thought you were a badtiria
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alaatheboi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What do you call a mycology student who loves to party

A fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trundle-theGr8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.

They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SD_Swift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I wanted to fit fungi in my greenhouse, but there wasn't mushroom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?

Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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It’s all fungi and games until you make yourself into a dick.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Met a guy named Mushroom once.

He was fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kshetri374
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

Because he was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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How much room do fungi need to grow

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I don't tell jokes about fungi for a reason.

Too mushroom for error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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How much room do you need for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basecamp13
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Do you know how much space fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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How much space does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukelele_pancakes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Why did the fungi move out?

There wasn't mushroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Donny_boi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mary_Paramore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I tried to fit fungi in my greenhouse,

But there was not mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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