You look like a fungi
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Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years
You know what they say... history favors the mold.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
How much room do fungi need to grow?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Seems like a fungi
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︎ May 23 2020
Fungi.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.
(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Thereβs a reasonable I donβt tell jokes about fungi.
Too mushroom for error.
Edit: reason damn auto fill.
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︎ May 16 2020
What did the mushroom say when his girlfriend dumped him?
Come on, why babe? Iβm a fungi
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What did the Bengay and fungi have in common?
Theyβre both happy men.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Seems like a fungi to have at parties... Halloween parties.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
I was playing Mario Cart today, looked at Toad and thought...
Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.
fun guy
fungi
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?
Because theyβre all fungiβs
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?
There wasn't mush-room to grow there.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
This could be us
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I Have This Friend Who Likes Mushrooms
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Fun guy, Fungi, Fungeye, Made by Γzlem Akin
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︎ May 25 2019
I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Weβve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause heβs a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Fungi but I thought you were a badtiria
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︎ Nov 07 2018
What do you call a mycology student who loves to party
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I wanted to fit fungi in my greenhouse, but there wasn't mushroom.
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?
Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Itβs all fungi and games until you make yourself into a dick.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Met a guy named Mushroom once.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How much room do fungi need to grow
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I don't tell jokes about fungi for a reason.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
How much room do you need for fungi to grow?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
How much room does fungi need to grow?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
How much room does fungi need to grow?
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︎ May 24 2019
How much room does fungi need to grow?
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︎ May 02 2018
Do you know how much space fungi need to grow?
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︎ May 09 2018
How much space does fungi need to grow?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Why did the fungi move out?
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︎ Feb 14 2019
How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
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︎ Nov 11 2017
How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
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︎ Mar 27 2018
I tried to fit fungi in my greenhouse,
But there was not mushroom.
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