Why didn't they let the fungi into the party?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
You look like a fungi
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︎ Nov 03 2020
How much room do fungi need to grow?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years
You know what they say... history favors the mold.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What made the mushroom forager such a good person?
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︎ May 14 2021
Seems like a fungi
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︎ May 23 2020
Why did the mushroom go to the party
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Fungi.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
The guy at my workplace whose haircut looks like a mushroom got fired today
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︎ May 09 2021
I became friends with a mushroom today...
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︎ May 09 2021
(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.
(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Thereβs a reasonable I donβt tell jokes about fungi.
Too mushroom for error.
Edit: reason damn auto fill.
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︎ May 16 2020
Why did everyone always want to hang out with the mushroom?
Because he was a fun guy! (fungi)
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︎ May 13 2021
Seems like a fungi to have at parties... Halloween parties.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What did one mushroom say to the other...
You seem like a really fungi
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︎ May 10 2021
A fungus was kicked out of his colony and asked why ... his friend replied:
You just donβt fit the mould.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What did the Bengay and fungi have in common?
Theyβre both happy men.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Whenever I think about Alexander Fleming
I come to a conclusion he must have been a fungi to work with.
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︎ May 04 2021
Yesterday I enjoyed spending time with a mushroom...
He was a fungi (fun guy).
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?
There wasn't mush-room to grow there.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Fun guy, Fungi, Fungeye, Made by Γzlem Akin
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︎ May 25 2019
What did the mushroom say when his girlfriend dumped him?
Come on, why babe? Iβm a fungi
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Weβve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause heβs a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
A mushroom walked into a bar
A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender immediately kicked him out. The mushroom responded with cβmon Iβm a fungi
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Fungi but I thought you were a badtiria
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︎ Nov 07 2018
I tried to befriend a mushroom today
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︎ Mar 16 2021
This could be us
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I wanted to fit fungi in my greenhouse, but there wasn't mushroom.
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Our friend died of aspergillosis
Thatβs sad cause we always knew him for the fungi he was
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Itβs all fungi and games until you make yourself into a dick.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
How much room do fungi need to grow
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Why was a mushroom invited to a party?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I don't tell jokes about fungi for a reason.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
How much room do you need for fungi to grow?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
How much room does fungi need to grow?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
How much room does fungi need to grow?
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︎ May 24 2019
How much room does fungi need to grow?
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︎ May 02 2018
Do you know how much space fungi need to grow?
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︎ May 09 2018
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
How much space does fungi need to grow?
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