Then it hit me.
It ain't easy
Just in case they get a hole in one.
I just want to know the cutoff date.
In case they get a hole in one.
In case I got a hole in one
Fore!
With my heavily pregnant wife in the maternity unit, waters broken, midwife examines and says: βyou still have some fore-waters remainingβ Me: βthatβs good, at least youβve got rid of one, two and threeβ.
Both the midwife and my wife did the βdid he justβ¦β
The dad said βitβs a home-in-oneβ
Good thing since I got a hole in one.
Are they just meta-fores?
They have 2 back legs and fore legs in the front
I have fore arms.
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+legs+does+a+horse+have > Six legs
> All horses have two legs at the back. They also have fore legs at the front. That makes it a total of six legs.
Infinity. It's got its forelegs in front and its two rear legs in back, and fore plus two is 6. Six is an even number but it's an odd number of legs for a horse to have, and the only number that's both odd and even is infinity. Q.E.D.
fore! fore! ...
Fore shadowing.
Happened over text message: http://imgur.com/fNLRgpZ
Him: Yeah man...I went golfing like for times last summer, I want to go more regularly this year so I don't suck quite so much haha
Me: *fore times. FTFY
Him: Jesus. A little early in life to be making dad jokes, don't you think?
Me: I'm not Jesus, I'm Kevin.
Him: Goddammit.
It's fore stories.
As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.
True storyβhappened today. Hardy har harlsberg.
Fore!
Two legs in the back, and fore legs in the front.
It had two legs at back and fore legs at the front!
They have 2 back legs and fore legs in the front
Six : Fore legs, and two hind legs
