Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

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Sister tried to kill me with her eyes...

I was playing a vid on youtube, a neighbor down the road has published a new song. My sister sister sits down at the end of the table and asks if I can turn the laptop about 90 degrees, I grab the laptop and flip it 90 degrees vertical so the screen points towards the table.

If eyes could kill...

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