Just bought a first aid kit...

Thought I'd treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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The other day I walked into my son's room and found him with an open first aid kit, preparing to stitch up a cut on his forearm.

I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Taco Night

Last night was taco night with my parents. This starts with my dad grabbing shredded cheese for his taco.

Dad: Ow! Son, get the first aid kit! Me: Why? What happened? Dad: I cut myself... On this EXTRA SHARP cheddar! Me: Please stop. Dad: Do you not want to... Taco bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheG-What
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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I consider myself a decent purveyor of dad jokes, but my dad showed me there is still much to learn from him

I was drinking in an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day a few years ago when the building suffered a malfunction. The register cover of the air conditioning vent was not secured to the wall and worked its way loose, hitting me and a friend. I ended up with a cut on my forehead, a spiffy blue bandaid from the kitchen first aid kit, and a comped bar tab.

My dad told me I should have duct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tasty_rogue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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I bought myself a first aid kit today.

I thought I would Treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I bought a first aid kit

I felt it was time to treat myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC-Master-Bedroom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I’ve just bought myself a First Aid Kit...

Thought I’d treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeFarkas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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