I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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hit in the back with a pencil

Today in my class, somebody broke a pencil in 1/2 and threw it across my classroom. It hit me in the back. I told them we wouldn't leave the room until somebody fessed up and they sat in silence for a solid 10 minutes until I got out paper and made them write eye-witness statements (classic teacher move). As I was passing out the paper, one of the kids blurted out, "guys look what this has LEAD to." He couldn't hold it in any longer than he already had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lissy666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2014
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