Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,
My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."
How do you let birds know when you've refilled the bird feeder?
Send a tweet.
Bird feeder is empty.
Anticipating nasty tweets.
My wife gets really upset when I get up every morning and chase the birds from the bird feeder.
She calls it my crow aggression.
Do you know why i hate bottom feeders
Because there all shellfish
Are people who eat ass called ‘bottom feeders?’
Friend posted a picture of a coloured bird and some black birds under her feeder
http://imgur.com/0O0xg4M
What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
One’s a loathsome bottom feeder, and the other’s a fish.
my law professor told this joke to start class off today
