False Accusations Puns

A list of puns related to "False Accusations"

I just saw a homeless man get arrested for cloaking himself in a blanket the cops falsely accused him of stealing...

It was a bum wrap.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 17 2020
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What did the cheetah say when she was falsely accused by the lioness?

You've got to believe me, I'm not lion!

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a well, actually..

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👤︎ u/safiyah-l
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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