I bought some fake feces and put it in my shower to surprise my wife.
When she screamed the next morning I told her not to worry, it’s just a sham poo.
Every year for halloween, my wife decorates the house. She always hangs a fake chopped off head from the ceiling. This year I got a shock when I saw it.
She could have given me a head’s up.
Last Christmas I bought a fake Christmas tree. The sales clerk asked me if I was going to put it up myself?
I told him, "Don't be disgusting!" I'm putting it in my living room."
Who hires these people anyway?
Did you hear about the Referee that spotted the fake French pastry after it was tossed on the football field?
He threw a flag and yelled “False Tart!”
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
I never understood why they called it "fake blood"...
Instead of Heinz Fiction.
Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:
“You finally found it, my secret stache”
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...
You can’t say it’s pointless
Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
The substance you wash your hair with isn’t made from real feces, it’s fake. You could say it’s sham poo.
If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair
Sham-poo
My job is telling genuine trees apart from fake trees. I was so worried I'd be bad at it but as it happens I'm quite good.
That's a real leaf.
If I washed my hair with fake shit, would it still be considered sham poo?
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing
https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg
I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.
An inspiration to us all.
A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.
I used my artistic lie-sense.
My friend bought a really expensive tie online, but there is a good chance it’s fake.
I think his ascot ripped off.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
Why is it ok to wash your hair with fake poop?
Because it's just a sham poo
