I had one but it smelled funny
if you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Have to share this with someone who will find it funny
I had to go to the hardware store to pick up a couple parts to replace on the toilet. Was walking down the fasteners aisle and told the lady in the aisle “ this aisle is nuts “. She did not laugh like I did
Isn't it funny how we can remember things.
For instance, I can remember 2022 as if it was only yesterday.
My friend just told me a joke about Vincent Van Gogh, but it really wasn't funny.
Is there something I'm missing ear?
I’d make a joke about mountain climbing but you wouldn’t find it funny because…
It hasn’t reached its peak yet.
My neighbor is a surgeon and was telling us at a dinner how he puts organs back in upside down or backwards. He laughed like it was nothing. I told him I didn’t think it was funny….
but he said it was an inside joke.
I posted this on funny, nobody gets it. You pun-loving people should. (It's NOT about the bumper stickers.)
I thought it would be funny to award the winner with a golden statue of a feline rear end...
But it was a catasstrophy
It’s funny that ten plus ten, and eleven plus eleven equal the same thing
Ten plus ten is twenty. And eleven plus eleven is twenty too
It’s funny cause it’s true.
I tried to make a joke about Jedi, but it wasn't funny.
The punchline felt too forced.
You think it’s funny when your nose is runny
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
My Biology teacher thought it would be funny to call me a fatty acid in front of class
Like, what a jerk, I'm absolutely lipid
I dreamed of this joke and thought it was so funny that I woke up laughing
What do you call an Italian cryptid?
A Spag-yeti!
This joke would have been funny if it was written in braille.
My wife said I added too much lime juice to my homemade salsa and it made her taco taste funny
My fiance didn't think it was funny. I disagree.
What did the duck say after it failed to execute a funny joke?
I tried to quack a funny joke but ended up ducking it all up.
Idk my daughter totally got me today and it was quite funny
"I've got something in my mouth!"
"No you don't."
"I've got something in my mooouuuth"
"No you don't, you better not" turns around in passenger seat of car to look at her
"See!!! It's my tongue!!!"
...little shit bird.
She is 3 years old and we were on our way to the hospital for her chemotherapy treatment. My daughter will become either a nurse, Dr, or a comedian when she is grown.
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh.
Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
thought it was funny so i'd post it here (probably a pun, right?)
I broke my tailbone and my friends found it funny
I think is a pain in the ass
Isn’t it funny that a surgery textbook still has an appendix?
It might be Eggtra but I found it funny
I wood say this is funny Abut I’ll leaf it up to you guys to decide.
Ngl I find it pretty funny
Funny but I think it’s unironic
birthing a child is nothing funny, but some still laughs on jokes about it. do you know why?
because it's not about the joke, it's the delivery.
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
What do you call it when mosquito is deadly funny?
I don't know, thought it was funny
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
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