Unless everybody gets them.
Then I came to the conclusion that they're just all kept in a dadabase.....
I'll see myself out 🚪🚶🏾♂️
a laughing stock
They are hill areas
2
It becomes a laughing stock.
I tried to quack a funny joke but ended up ducking it all up.
We are sorry that we did not speak, we are helping in Kiev to prepare 150,000 beds for Russian soldiers. Funeral Home AS, Bytom - Poland.
This is authentic joke from their webpage
A peal escapes me.
He’s currently playing a computer game when I heard hammering or chopping. I looked onscreen to see his character hitting a wall or fence. I asked if he was building a fence, to which he replied “I’m fortifying this structure for protection.” So I said, “ah, so you’re building de-fense.”
Hill-arious
But they’re snot
They're just downright tasteless.
The odd acidity.
So, they will become regular comedians.
But then again, looks aren't everything
... but I really do like to puntificate.
"I've got something in my mouth!"
"No you don't."
"I've got something in my mooouuuth"
"No you don't, you better not" turns around in passenger seat of car to look at her
"See!!! It's my tongue!!!"
...little shit bird.
She is 3 years old and we were on our way to the hospital for her chemotherapy treatment. My daughter will become either a nurse, Dr, or a comedian when she is grown.
The witty titty committee
Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
But I totally blue it.
I can feel it.
Would it cause Mass Hysteria?
"One bootblack said to the other, 'KIWI, what a joke...'"
That's supposed to be funny?
I'm getting married Saturday and I need some ideas for a great situational joke to play on my bride to be.
At my best man's wedding, when he was expected to say "I do", he paused. Then he ran over to the groomsmen, and we huddled up and whispered for a few moments. After a few nods he ran back to the altar and said "I do." It was a great way to break the formality and tension and went off great.
I want something similar. Something pseudo-wholesome( that's why I'm in r/Dadjokes!), that can break the tension and get a few chuckles. But not something uncouth, deviant, sexual, or terribly disruptive. Please help me out!
my sons response to my dad joke. Touché
When it’s apparent.
The other day, we took our kids (2 and 5) on a hay ride at a seasonal event hosted by a local farm.
When the hayride ended and we were getting off, the couple in front of us pointed out that a nearby goat was eating grass with it's head poked though a small hole in the fence. To my comment "See, the grass really is greener on the other side".
I turned and there was no reaction by my family, or the couple, but I was overjoyed at my joke. Looks like I'll have to get used to this reaction.
Coz they got the fun element
It was quite humerus.
Because they're hill areas
They’re hill areas
does that make laughing stock?
It becomes a laughing stock.
That's humerus.
