I failed shop because I couldn't handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking

I had trouble coping.

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Making external auditory sensors for automobiles is an employable skill

You can make a car ear doing it

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👤︎ u/bdfariello
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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I hate the warning message "for external use only" on antiseptic creams.

Yes yes I get it. You don't have to rub it in.

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I made this thing years ago but I never put it on reddit, thought you guys might enjoy
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👤︎ u/Awsaf_
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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"That's not very pole light"
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📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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The ultimate pun
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📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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Hitty?
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👤︎ u/MrCloud-YT
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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u/look_hugh_it_is "This Guy Fawkes"
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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Moth pit!
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📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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My younger sister told my father she's a vegetarian now, and his response was...

"Hey, that's alright with me. No harm, no fowl. Right?"

He then look around the table with this face of pure enjoyment and the proceeded to say:

"Get it? Like, fowl! F-o-w-l!"

He then laughed at his own joke for the next two mins while we all internally laughed with him but externally judged him.

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And Jesus said to John

And Jesus said to John, "go fourth and have external life". But John went fifth and all he got was a toaster.

I'll be a dad in March. How am I doing

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👤︎ u/tkellogg
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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Pressure

My girlfriend was talking about how she's looking forward to going away and just having some time to herself with no external pressure.

I told her she'd still have to deal with 1 bar.

She looked confused.

I added: "1 bar of pressure".

She looked distressed.

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