A list of puns related to "Exchange Student"
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
He said Oui Oui
We called him the international juul thief
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!
I honestly didn't expect so much Spanish Inquisition.
*walking down the line asking everyone their name.
And whats you name?
"Lauda"
WHATS YOUR NAME?
He says, "seafood mandu is good. But beef mandu is my favorite."
Me: "I prefer the cat mandu."
My wife actually laughed at that.
She said she "needed a protractor". I asked her if an amateur one would work. Wife has been giving me the stink eye ever since. Totally worth it.
Friend: Is this a pool or an ool? Me: What's an ool? Friend: A pool with no P in it. me: ..... ha.. ha.....
I said He is a Home School Foreign Exchange Student.
I’m about to ask a friend of mine to Prom, and she’s an exchange student from Denmark. She’s also a huge fan of puns.
Thus, I’ve come to the finest community of Reddit in search of a good Denmark pun. What’s your best??
Asking a Swiss foreign exchange student to prom, help me find something to write on a sign please.
"Hey dad I met a new exchange student today at school, he's Russian"
"Where to?"
Farfrompooping.
Dad dropped that one on a German Exchange student today..
Some of her/our friends came along too. One friend had an exchange student from Mexico with them.
The girl I'm interested in's dad, and the exchange student meet and introduce themselves, then it goes...
Her dad: "So what part of Mexico are you from?"
Student: "My family and I live in Monterrey."
Dad: "Oh wonderful! And what kind of drugs does your family sell?"
-Awkward pause, his daughter appalled, face in palms, completely embarrassed-
Dad: "Hahahah, I'm just kidding, welcome aboard!"
This is pretty much how the whole day went on the river, joke after joke, story after story, and his daughter was completely embarrassed. So great.
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