YouTube keeps suggesting videos of ex vice presidents making music.
I guess it’s just the Al Gore rhythm.
Chinese ex-president forcibly removed from party conference in full view of the media. what was it about?
My ex left me because of the clothes I was wearing
I told her I could change!
Why do metallurgy factories have their own delivery services instead of using UPS or FedEx?
Because he who smelt it, dealt it.
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
I miss my ex-girlfriend, we split up over her constant habit of counting..
Wonder what She's up to now..
I don’t understand why companies are reluctant of hiring ex-cons
It’s the pre-cons they should be worried about.
My ex left me while I was in the bathroom with constipation. She said that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
My ex and I split custody of the kids. We want them to have a great holiday so we each are spending equal time with them on December 25th
We’re simply halving a wonderful Christmas time
My ex wife kept criticizing my sense of direction
So I just packed my stuff and right
Why did they let the ex-priest out of jail?
I threw a bowl of trifle at my ex-wife and now I'm not allowed to see my kids.
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
My ex can't take care of her hen so she gave it to me and asked me to name it
I once saw Sonny Bono’s ex-wife perform live alongside one of her impersonators.
The show was called Cher and Cher-alike.
My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour
She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship
You should send a picture of your ex to NASA.
Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.
I saw my ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of the museum, but I didn’t go and say hi.
There was just too much history between us.
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldn’t work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
What do you call an ugly photo of Angelina Jolie's ex-husband?
What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?
I saw my ex girlfriend standing on the opposite side of the museum hall, and I was too self conscious to say hello.
There was so much history between us.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.
When I told my ex girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship.
I screamed, "Lego of me!"
What do you call an ex-member of NSYNC who only goes by his surname?
Just saw the star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend preform in London for the first and (maybe) only time.
It was a 'once in Bloom moon' experience.
What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
I can't believe my ex wanted the expanse of open rolling infertile land in addition to my trailer home...
She wanted my mansion and moor!
Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
My ex came up with this ridiculous story of how we broke up...
Don't listen to her, she's just ex-aggerating.
I told my ex wife that she reminded me of Slenderman
Only wanted to chase me the more paper I got.
I've just spent all my savings on the world's largest bottle of Tipp-Ex
What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?
Last night my dad drank a whole bottle of Tipp-Ex (Wite-Out) thinking it was Viagra.
Apparently he woke up this morning with a massive correction.
Ex-prime minister of Australia is a Dad (x-post tumblr)
http://i.imgur.com/424NPV4.jpg
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won’t admit she framed me.
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates,
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