teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?

steven: even numbers

stephen: ephen numbers

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We got a new guy at work

His name is Steven. We already had a Steven. The other day they both walked in together. I ask >"Which one of you guys is taller?"

>"He is."

>"Oh, so you aren't Even Stevens."

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Cousin's 3 year old daughter is going to be a great dad one day.

My cousin and his wife have a 3 year old daughter, and they're traveling to visit us cross-country for Thanksgiving. In the hotel last night, cousin (Steven) was discussing breakfast with his daughter (Emily).

Steven: "Tomorrow morning, before we leave, the hotel is going to cook us breakfast!"

Emily: "Daddy, how is the hotel going to cook us breakfast? It doesn't even have hands!"

Steven said he's never been prouder.

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