A list of puns related to "Even Stevens"
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
His name is Steven. We already had a Steven. The other day they both walked in together. I ask >"Which one of you guys is taller?"
>"He is."
>"Oh, so you aren't Even Stevens."
My cousin and his wife have a 3 year old daughter, and they're traveling to visit us cross-country for Thanksgiving. In the hotel last night, cousin (Steven) was discussing breakfast with his daughter (Emily).
Steven: "Tomorrow morning, before we leave, the hotel is going to cook us breakfast!"
Emily: "Daddy, how is the hotel going to cook us breakfast? It doesn't even have hands!"
Steven said he's never been prouder.
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