What did the doctor say to the businessman? with an enlarged prostate who was being audited for tax evasion?

Urine trouble

*Apologies for the early '?'

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👤︎ u/oyohval
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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Tree joke

Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.

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📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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I was arrested after dodging some pushpins that were thrown at me.

I committed tacks evasion.

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📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What does a cow say when he's in a dogfight?

Evasive mamoovers!

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👤︎ u/P4743
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Oh deer!

This morning officers from Oakland stopped a doe for toll evasion, on the Bay Bridge. She said she usually pays it, but today it was a buck short.

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👤︎ u/Vinceidon
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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