A list of puns related to "Escalader"
How do you make an Escalade?
Two cups of water, two tablespoons of sugar, and one freshly squeezed escal.
As we're driving, he complains about how dirty my mom's old Escalade's windshield is and he can barely see through. I try to be a smart ass.
Me: Maybe it's the cataracts.
Dad: We're in a Cataract Escalade.
We all got a giggle.
Your Mercedes bends
I told her I didn’t want to hear her Saab story.
Thank God the situation didn't Escalade any further!
I was running late to my kid's soccer game, so I started to jog. Then I borrowed my brother's bicycle, but I still wasn't going fast enough. So I smashed the window of a fancy SUV, hot-wired it, and slammed down on the gas pedal. Well, that Escaladed quickly.
Trying to make it to the theater on time for a show, with my 12 year old daughter next to me, stuck behind a very slow-moving Cadillac Escalade. Suddenly I throw up some gang symbols and scream "Yo, move it, Escalade, befo things get... Escaladed!"
Daughter goes "omigod" and buries her face in her hands.
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