How do you think they measure the weight of bones?

They probably Skel-a-Ton at a time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
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Imagine if the Americans started using Kilograms to measure weight.

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifcarscouldspeak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds

But they were very cagey about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adhoc42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Hot !!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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The weight of Powerpoint presentations is measured in diagrams.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/intullektioppilas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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If weight of an object is measured in kilograms, weight of an image is measured in....

Insta-gram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonedRiverBridge
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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It’s the lighter fluid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

It’s a small scale operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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"Mass confusion"
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Made my girlfriend laugh at first, then make a pained sound when she got it. 10/10 dad joke in my opinion. /r/Jokes/comments/fu5vmq/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordPirateDuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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A Dad joke that only works in the UK.

Mum: Your cousin has had a baby!

Dad: Thats nice.

Mum: It was 7 pounds 6.

Dad: Blimey that's cheap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crumbford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Brady Haran is gonna be a great dad

Keith: The weights and measures of Great Britain go right back to medieval times and all of these weights and measures were stored by command in the Palace of Westminster. Of course, in the 19th century the whole lot burned down, so Britain lost its weights and measures effectively.

Brady: Would that be an example of… mass destruction?

 

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T26Cw77Bco0&t=2m59s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastFX2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2015
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My dad getting new pants

My mom had to get my dads new measurements because he lost a lot of weight over the summer.

She asks him if he remembers how long his legs are.

Him: "All the way down I think"

Groans were had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zlamm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimHP
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Imagine if we Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night.

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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