Erotic Actor Puns

Hi, everyone. I'm a video game developer, specially adult visual novels. They're basically stories with pictures if you've never heard of them, just like the name suggests. I'm looking only for female voice actors, particularly 18-25 year-old sounding voices, young women.

My budget varies, as I release monthly updates of the ongoing game. For example, each update is like 2500 words for the actor and I'd be looking to pay around $200 for that each month. Please contact me if you're interested to see if we can work something out. I look forward to hearing from any of you. Thank you!

My patreon -- https://www.patreon.com/SuperWriter

Like I'm still not over it !

Actually not the most fucked up I guess it could get a lot weirder than that, but basically it involved some time travel stuff as in the ruby red movies but I don't clearly remember how, and it had some erotic parts where I was like romantically involved with Robert Pattinson for some reason x) and honestly it was nuts like I had a lot of fun dreaming about this, wish I could have stayed in it longer

Must be progesterone, I heard it makes dreams more vivid but like holy shit if that's what we're talking about I'm LIVING for it lmao

Not that anyone cares I just needed to vent because it was so good omg

Ok, the movie i'm thinking of is him and a girl, they're both very damaged and he's caring for an older relative. Not much is said in it. The girl keeps having sex at random with people. They meet and have a really odd affair. At one point they bang in a playground.

I think he's of russian decent, and he's like an actor that would have been a boyfriend to one of the girls in Step by step. Long face, black hair, black eyebrows, always a goatee, kind of cute. I keep confusing him with Simon Rex but he's not him. Might have done something with Paris Hilton. He's not well known. But he's everywhere.

It's driving me mad!

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Date: 2014-08-30

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22 movies have received an F Cinemascore from opening weekend US audiences since the beginning of the service in the 1980s. I've ranked and rated each one. Was it worth my time? Probably not but I love doing silly, unique little Letterboxd challenges and there were a few titles worth checking out.

1. mother! (2017) - 10/10. This Darren Aronofsky-directed drama was divisive on release due to its disturbing content but I think it's a masterpiece. The acting is fantastic, the themes of the film are not subtle but they are effectively presented and it is exactly as shocking as intended.

2. Bug (2006) - 8/10. "The Exorcist" director William Friedkin adapted this play by Tracy Letts into a very disturbing and effective horror drama. The actors commit 100% and Ashley Judd in particular gives the best performance I've seen from her.

3. I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - 8/10. Lindsay Lohan's cheesy star vehicle is the only movie on this list that I think crosses the line into "so bad it's good" camp. Truly bizarre choices are made throughout and it is exceptionally entertaining.

4. Wolf Creek (2005) - 7/10. This Australian horror confounds expectations with its realistic depiction of sadistic violence. I imagine the movie lost audiences with its slow build-up but I bought into the characters and was engaged. The sequel is even better!

5. In The Cut (2003) - 7/10. Meg Ryan subverts her star persona as an English teacher who finds herself entangled in an investigation into a series of murders. This one doesn't deliver the pulpy thrills audiences might want but it is smart, engaging and offers a fresh perspective on the erotic thriller.

6. Killing Them Softly (2012) - 6/10. You have to imagine this only got a wide release as a result of Brad Pitt's presence in a main role because this doesn't have any mainstream appeal. A depressing but effective condemnation of US society, this isn't one for everyone but it could pack a punch for those who can get on its wavelength.

7. Dr T and The Women (2000) - 6/10. This overstuffed but fitfully effective comedy drama boasts a great cast headed by Richard Gere. Only some of the plotlines work but it holds together decently until its truly insane ending that doesn't fit well with what came before.

8. The Grudge (2020) - 5/10. A gross and messy horror remake that I nevertheless think is overhated. It has some stylish moments, strong direction and the gore VFX are top notch.

9. Darkness (2002) - 5/10. Harvey Weinstein ripped th

I would never want to speculate on someone’s sexuality, this is purely just an observation.

I did some digging into the photographers that Micah has worked with, and a majority have gay targeted audiences. I pulled a photo from his Instagram, and the tagged photographer has other very sexually charged photos of openly gay models. Upon further inspection, the majority of his photos are being used to target male audiences. There are plenty of straight models who do gay oriented work, I just think that coupled with his recent move to WeHo, the fact that he has no family there, I hope he doesn’t get taken advantage of or prayed upon by the industry. A small town boy may chase the idea of “his name in lights”, however Hollywood is full of predators. When he told Ethan that he is trying to “get into acting”, it was a red flag. I know several guys personally that moved to LA to become actors, and were lured into bad and uncomfortable situations. I genuinely wish the best for him, regardless of his orientation and hope he is safe!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I wouldn't say it's my favourite show out of all the ones I've watched, but it sure hits me a lot more differently than the others.

Whereas I may lose myself watching Twin Peaks falling in love with Lynch's creativity and uniqueness, or Lost, trying to hypotize what the hell is going on, or Dark, admiring how every little piece falls one with another in the smoothest way, Sense8 is the only show that purely gets me for its characters.

I'm not even that interested in the plot itself, the whole secret organisation thing is one of the oldest tv and film tropes, and the show can lose itself a little in the intricacies of its core concepts such as the visiting thing or the whole science added behind it, I don't care, it's not what appeals to me in this show. It's not what I watch it for.

What I live for, while I'm watching it, are those small moments where the plot just stops, where the character make full use of their ability and just have fun, enjoy one another and life itself, such as the moment where they sing What's Up by 4 Non Blondes, the beautiful birthday party scene, or in the finale, where they take a moment to listen to music and just be happy, or even that final wedding with the fireworks.

The characters are so brilliantly portrayed and written, the actors put all so much passion in it and they have all and incredible chemistry that makes everything so perfect and seemingly effortless, and it's incredible how at the end of the day, in this coral casted story, I end up caring for each of the eight protagonists and their stories, the difficulties they go through and how they help one another when they need to. It's just so great and heartwarming like no other show I've watched.

The love that's portrayed here, especially by the Lito-Hernando and Wolfgang-Kala couples, it's just so real, so raw, so honest, and the show also gets a praise for the unhinged way it showcases the erotism and sensuality that the characters feel and share. Some people may not be into it, some may find it out of place or even offensive, whereas I find it a beautiful way to show the strenght of this telepathic and empathic bond that ties these eight strangers around the world together.

It's a travesty that Netflix found itself not being able to afford this show's continuation,

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There are a lot of excruciating film stills in this article. If you want to see the fully illustrated version take a deep breath and click here -

http://www.filmofileshideout.com/archives/the-x-rated-alice-in-wonderland-musical-and-other-alice-related-atrocities

Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland was written by Charles Dodgson in 1865. Lewis Carroll was a pen name. Over the last century and a half, it has become a staple of the western canon. On Wikipedia, they list 32 different film versions, and on Letterboxd they list dozen’s more, but mysteriously none of them mention the ones I found. I managed to unearth 4 cinematic corpses from their graves where they had been laying peacefully until I dragged them back into the light. Please accept my apologies.

The first adaptation I found was a pornographic musical entitled Alice in Wonderland. A title given to the film before the age of search engines where unsuspecting tweens might accidentally stumble across it. The second version was Alice in Pornoland, no explanation necessary. Then hidden in unmarked graves near the dumpsters were the twin movies, Alice in Blackland and its sequel Alice in Whiteland. When my shovel hit these two I was afraid to open the coffins but something had to be done to heal America’s race problem and these two films might hold the key!

That makes four corpses but the moonlight fell upon one last crusty gravestone. When I cleared away the leaves I saw that chiseled on the stone in an unsteady hand were the words, Alice in Spermland. I dug all around the area but could not locate a body. The film was a German production but will have to remain the stuff of legend.

I will begin with Alice in Pornoland because you have to begin somewhere. I suppose you don’t have to begin at all. You could watch a nice Christmas movie instead or rearrange the couch pillows, but I took the road less traveled.

Alice In Pornoland

This gem was written and directed by Luca Damiano, a prolific, Italian porn director. He made Alice in Pornland in 1993. The opening scene just dives right in. Alice is lying on her bed wearing nothing but an enormous wig. She gazes down at her body and looks longingly in her mirror. Now, I’m just a regular guy so my knowledge is limited when it comes to these things but I find it hard to believe that when women wake up in the morn

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

22 movies have received an F Cinemascore from opening weekend US audiences since the beginning of the service in the 1980s. I've ranked and rated each one. Was it worth my time? Probably not but I love doing silly, unique little Letterboxd challenges and there were a few titles worth checking out.

1. mother! (2017) - 10/10. This Darren Aronofsky-directed drama was divisive on release due to its disturbing content but I think it's a masterpiece. The acting is fantastic, the themes of the film are not subtle but they are effectively presented and it is exactly as shocking as intended.

2. Bug (2006) - 8/10. "The Exorcist" director William Friedkin adapted this play by Tracy Letts into a very disturbing and effective horror drama. The actors commit 100% and Ashley Judd in particular gives the best performance I've seen from her.

3. I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - 8/10. Lindsay Lohan's cheesy star vehicle is the only movie on this list that I think crosses the line into "so bad it's good" camp. Truly bizarre choices are made throughout and it is exceptionally entertaining.

4. Wolf Creek (2005) - 7/10. This Australian horror confounds expectations with its realistic depiction of sadistic violence. I imagine the movie lost audiences with its slow build-up but I bought into the characters and was engaged. The sequel is even better!

5. In The Cut (2003) - 7/10. Meg Ryan subverts her star persona as an English teacher who finds herself entangled in an investigation into a series of murders. This one doesn't deliver the pulpy thrills audiences might want but it is smart, engaging and offers a fresh perspective on the erotic thriller.

6. Killing Them Softly (2012) - 6/10. You have to imagine this only got a wide release as a result of Brad Pitt's presence in a main role because this doesn't have any mainstream appeal. A depressing but effective condemnation of US society, this isn't one for everyone but it could pack a punch for those who can get on its wavelength.

7. Dr T and The Women (2000) - 6/10. This overstuffed but fitfully effective comedy drama boasts a great cast headed by Richard Gere. Only some of the plotlines work but it holds together decently until its truly insane ending that doesn't fit well with what came before.

8. The Grudge (2020) - 5/10. A gross and messy horror remake that I nevertheless think is overhated. It has some stylish moments, strong direction and the gore VFX are top notch.

9. Darkness (2002) - 5/10. Harvey Weinstein ripped th