Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Enviously"
DON'T BE JELLY!
I’m so pissed off I didn’t think of that quote first.
You could say he's zealous
Because the Neutrino has a higher life expectancy.
I had to put my foot down
Being a father of my own, I'm still envious of the masterful skill in which my dad can come up with his material. While driving down the interstate, a Miller Lite truck pulls out in front of us, more quickly than he should. My dad swerved to the left to avoid my door from getting broad sided by a tractor trailer. I yelled from being startled.
Me: He almost hit us!
Dad: We're fine. I can handle this.
Me: He almost totaled the car! What if he had hit us? I could be dead!
Dad: Nah, you would've been fine. It was Lite beer.
Me: (jaw dropped in awe and amazement)
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