My uncle invested in a company that made the Enter-key for computer keyboards...

He made a fortune in Returns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Employer: "Please explain these gaps in your resume."

Me: "They're from the space bar and Enter key.β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2022
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JokeInjector
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Dad tech support.

My son was complaining his keyboard was being annoying. The β€œEnter” key wouldn’t work. I told him I put a β€œDo Not Enter” sign underneath it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddingLinguist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
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Why was Noah's boat lawless?

Because he needed an ark key to enter it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObsceneNews
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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