The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an apple with very limited memory, just one byte and everything crashed.
So my 95 lb wife just told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. Ha.
I'm not too worried, I think she's only jokinlkjhfakljnm,nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What do you call a singing Computer?
Why did the computer nerd OD?
Did to many lines of code
How do you put your computer in sleep mode?
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
What starts with W and ends with T.
It really does , I swear.
Why don't the British make computers?
They haven't found a way for them to leak oil.
Why couldn’t the tree get on the computer?
He couldn’t remember his “log”in.
Did you hear about the computer technician who beat up his boss with computer parts?
It turns out he was a real keyboard warrior.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I told: mom that why I am using a chair.
What is one thing every woman wants that starts with P and ends with S?
What is a chicken's favorite computer application?
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually
I took me 20 minutes just to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
I made a spreadsheet of all the grassy plains in Scotland, but lost it when my computer crashed.
I upgraded my gaming computer into an airplane...
...performance improved for a while, but it soon crashed.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
Where are computers hackers buried?
The world's most fanatical facebook user has died.
I'm afraid we're never going to see the 'like' of him again.
How do felines program computers?
They follow the meow-gorithms.
A computer science student attended a gender studies lecture
When nonbinary gender was being discussed they immediately shouted "Which gender is one and which is 0"
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can’t rush the progress.
Chrome wasn’t built in a day!
A wolf started a YouTube channel, at the end of every video he says …
“Make sure to Lycan subscribe”
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war ..
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
My wife told me she would bang my head off the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I don't believe heryhhxfukklo8764eh89kg4ghi9hde3yhoonib7v6c5x4xv9n8vx4&6c79b9n
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
Today I got out of jail, pushed my car into a hotel, and ended up bankrupt.
There’s no end to circles
They will always be a round
Went to the city pool and decided to pee in the deep end
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
Why don't the computers for the International Space Station use windows?
You shouldn't open windows on a space station
What’s the only day that doesn’t end in ‘y’?
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices
My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?
I now pronounce you man and wifi.
Did you see where the computer hacker went?
My buddy ended up selling his cat themed car for a lower price
It still looked great, but over the years, it started to lack in purrformance
My computer asked me a Question.
My Pc asked me if it would ever be like a PlayStation or Xbox.
I told him no.
he's Inconsoleable.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better
Why did the Mexican man end up in the emergency room?
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
I got a virus on my computer that starts playing a boy band's hits every time I turn it on, unless I send $50K in cryptocurrency to cyberperps in Russia....
I'm the victim of a Hansenware attack.
What do you call a magic user at the beach?
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
What do you call a singing computer?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
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