My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.

After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.

"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"

She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"

"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."

Groaning ensues...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheNewBo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A rather long dad joke

A few years ago, there was a series of murders that seemed completely independent from one another, aside from two similarities. Each of the victims had received an e-mail the day prior that was typed in all caps, and contained a joke, with the punchline being a play on words. The victims also all had felony convictions. In light of the second fact, many people felt that the murderers were doing a service to the public. Many others disagreed, however, and those against the murders all rallied under the same slogan: End Capital Punishment.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pretzelk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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Dad joked a dad who came into my store

Man: Do you have any fake mustaches for kids?

Me: Yeah, they're right on that end cap over there.

Man: Oh, huh. Right in front of me...

Me: Yeah, they're right under your nose...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fjurg_Van_Der_Ploeg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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