How many politicians does take to enact a policy?

All of them.

One to dream it up, and the rest to fcuk it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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I heard they'll be doing a re-enactment of the battle of Britain soon.

That's going to be annoying for the Germans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samzeman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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A turtle was crossing the road...

...in front of our shuttle bus yesterday, on our way to a Civil War re-enactment. "He's trying to get away from the battle before it begins", said our driver.

Without missing a beat, I quipped "Yeah, he must have heard there was going to be a shelling."

Half-hearted groans were had, and my wife wanted to disappear. Success!

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