Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters Wife: never H: pistol, three letters W: gun H: disgust, three letters W: ugh H: charity, four letters W: give H: female sheep, three letters W: ewe H: Pixar movie, two letters W: Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato23860
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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This is the definition of irony.

iΒ·roΒ·ny

ˈīrΙ™nΔ“/

noun: irony

The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite,

typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specialservices
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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Hey!

When my kids were little, every time we were driving and I would see one of the big rolls of Hay (it was usually straw, but whatever), I would say emphatically "Hey" and point.

Still works, twenty some years later.

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