it was an emotional wedding...
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Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage ".....

.....and not "griefcase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I have mixed emotions about elevators...

they have their ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Weddings are so emotional-

even the cake is in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekeytothedoor
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What do you call a fruit with lots of emotion?

A passionfruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpitFire1220
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I've had the most emotional cake day ever

It was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Just got back from a wedding, it was so emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I'm emotionally constipated.

I haven't given a crap in days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallmon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What a train ride of emotions finding a neglected train but also a quality pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RahmeI
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I felt overwhelmed with emotion while watching a documentary about the Mariana trench.

It was really deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Griefcase it is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Time to show some emotions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony_zheng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions

But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Got really emotional at the petrol station today.

Don't know why, just started filling up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, β€œLarry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Larry replies, β€œGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”

β€œWow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.

β€œBonnie,” he says, β€œLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”

β€œOh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. β€œHe’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...

...they will be subma-weiners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Dear people, don't carry your emotional baggage with you

I present you, the grief-case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Emotional island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/starswirls_planet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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A policeman pulled me over the other day and started crying as he was writing me a traffic ticket. I asked him why was he crying?

He said it was because I committed a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call conjoined twins that have emotionally bonded?

Close.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fried_cereal69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I told my suitcases we're not going anywhere for at least 6 months.

Now I'm stuck here dealing with all this emotional baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caleb-the-God
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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When's the best time to schedule an appointment with a dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onliery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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This would leave me feeling emotionally tired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.

I'm going vegan today.

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Telling your suitcase there's no vacation this year can be tough.

Emotional baggage is the worst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seadal611
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I told my suit cases just how There will be no holiday this year

I'm now dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Is what they say your a plant with emotions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokesniff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I told my suitcase there will not be any vacation due to pandemic

I am now dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Told my luggage there won’t be any vacations because of COVID-19

Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Doctor: Did you know that you have a serious problem vocalizing your emotions?

Man: Can’t say that I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What did one emotional taco say to the other emotional taco

Can we just TACO bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangyougotme
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The most emotional part of my wedding wasn't the vows or the speeches - it was getting cake smashed in my face.

Really brought a tier to my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysTheNoob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Doors have emotions too...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Emotional baggage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lijmper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I had some serious emotional distress while going to the bathroom the other day.

It was some heavy shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totally80s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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It was an emotional wedding...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattjb1994
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why did they call it β€œemotional baggage”

And not a β€œgriefcase”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TugBoatAugust
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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My daughter's wedding was very emotional for everyone.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I just went to an emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fujfuj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My therapist just told me that I have serious trouble verbalizing my emotions.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Just went to an emotional wedding

Even the cake was in tiers

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I went to a very emotional wedding yesterday...

...even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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