Elden Puns

A list of puns related to "Elden"

I recently decided to play Elden Ring, and some helpful player left a message saying to "Try Coffin"

I tried coughing multiple times, but it didn't do anything. Do you think my game is glitched?

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👤︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
📅︎ Apr 09 2022
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(Elden Ring joke:) How many bottles of water daily do dragon doctors recommend to stay healthy and keep Destined Death at bay?

Fortissax.

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👤︎ u/GzG92
📅︎ May 01 2022
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Why are so many people complaining about elden ring?

Because they feel the game is too tarnished

….I’ll see myself out…

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👤︎ u/Khorvaire
📅︎ Mar 18 2022
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So I started playing Elden Rings and met Melina who offered me an accord.

I refused, because I own a Maxima.

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👤︎ u/Dessicant81
📅︎ Apr 13 2022
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No one believes me that my grandma grows her own apples.

That’s why I call them Granny’s myth.

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👤︎ u/CJCray8
📅︎ Apr 28 2022
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Amazon is Suing FromSoftware.

Elden Ring will have to change its name to Elden Doorbell

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👤︎ u/superevilmonkey
📅︎ Mar 14 2022
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