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A rectangle
Coworker (reading an article online): "Hm a 'List of Baby Names with an Edge'"
Me: "You mean like Cliff?"
Nobody laughed.
So I gave him a smooth-ie to cure him
Beats me.
He thought it was cool.
That's a ray of hope!
The Spa-Ghetto
SarChasm.
http://i.imgur.com/qdYoTAk.png
Well, they're all so edgy!
I think it has a sharp design.
But I called her Bluff.
Her: "Nothing"
Me: "We're all out of Nothing would you like something else?"
Her: "Banana"
DAD JOKES SAVE LIVES
I only tell edgy jokes.
Because it's pointless
In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."
They are just trying to be edgy.
My girlfriend and I were shopping for groceries for my place at whole foods yesterday and she was reading a list of things to buy. In the middle of the list was "Fungi". "Fungi? You mean mushrooms?" I asked. "No, we need fungi. Wait, we don't have to buy it. I have Chinese fungi at my place" she replied. "Hmmm. I don't like that you have a Chinese fungi at your place" "Why?!" "Well, how would YOU like it if I had a Chinese fun girl at my place?"
She laughed out loud. She's a keeper.
Fivever.
Thanks for all the upvotes! This is an original, so thanks to you guys I'm quitting my job and leaving my family to pursue a career in comedy! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJy234H5YDlFASQfx6mLWLg
Because its edgy.
An edgy-cation.
she loves flip flop season
It's really edgy... But only to a point...
Because it was too edgy.
I told her that I was more like a circle, squares are too edgy for me.
They’re just trying to be edgy.
