Durres Puns

Those who can count, and those who can’t

Daughter talking to father on the phone while addressing an envelope to him. Father is "John Smith" who lives on Uplander street.

Daughter: Oops, I wrote your name as John Uplander

Father: No problem, that's my street name

He had it in the freezer overnight and complained it was frozen solid (durr), to which I replied, "guess it's a hardie now".
Groans followed by high fives ensued.
Can't wait to be a dad and use these Dad Jokes all the time...