A list of puns related to "Duckness"
please actual duck puns, play on words.
not jokes :) thanks!
I live for them, they quack me up. Give me what y'all got >:)
I may be a goose, but I sure am quackers
Dad: “Sorry, son... That’s not possible.”
Son: “I really did, I promise!”
Dad: “It isn’t possible for two ducks to be be in the same place at the same time.”
Son: “Why not?”
Dad: “Because, son. It would create a pair-o-ducks!”
The pharmacist says “but you’re a duck, how are you going to pay for that?”
The duck says “it’s fine, just put it on my bill”
Because they're addicted to quack!
18 are too fowl to repeat but this one just quacks me up
The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
It only makes things worse.
Duck billed platypus.
A rubber ducky
The bill was huge.
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
The Bill.
"You two ladies are so beautiful with sparkling eyes. "
One of the women stopped him, called the waiter over and said, I ordered AROMATIC duck."
To cover up its buttQUACK
Cheese and quackers
(My kid made that up last night)
He tells the bartender, “put it on my bill”
To the crocodiles .
Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
He couldn't lay off the quack.
I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.
It’s considered a foul
Mallarder bride...
Love and New Balance shoes, Dad
My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.
A butt quack.
He wanted milk and quackers!
Quackhead.
Heat it in the microwave 'til it's Bill Withers
I’m going to be a duck for holloween I need some duck puns please help
My marketing class is doing a fundraiser for the girls basketball team and it involves chucking rubber ducks.
The event is called chuck a duck and I need as many punny ideas to photoshop into posters as possible.
Also historic events that replace people with rubber ducks helps too.
Dad: “Sorry, son... That’s not possible.”
Son: “Why? Because it would be a pair-o’-ducks?
Dad: “No, because you’re blind.”
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
Duck billed platypus.
Because it was pure bread
....to the crocodiles.
To cover it’s buttquack
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