Drug Development Puns

A list of puns related to "Drug Development"

Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.

Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis

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👤︎ u/ramzert
📅︎ May 29 2020
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For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...

They call it antacid.

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👤︎ u/derivedintegral
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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