What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-person-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How do drug addicts breath?

CocaINe, cocaOUTe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental-Master
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?

De Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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How can you tell a train conductor is a drug addict?

The track marks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What is something that a drug addict and a duck does?

quack

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What did the drug addict text his girlfriend?

Send ludes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoHandedShanks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?

The lineman.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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How do drug addicts travel?

On the HIGHway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What did the drug addict with a lisp say when he crashed his car?

β€œI really methed up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leadfootliam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you know a lot of drug addicts are experts in geology?

They’re called stoners for a reason, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastercore8112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I heard some drug addict wanted to kill himself by injecting heroin but failed to do so.

Guess it was in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/good_taters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What do you call a dictionary that is a drug addict

Addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonicPancakes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Just met a Chinese drug addict...

He said β€œhave you seen my cocaine” and I said, β€œnot since his role in the recent Batman movies”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctr2020
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What did the drug test say to the addict?

β€œUrine trouble!”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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A method actor who takes a role of a drug addict is a Meth O.D. actor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Don't steal from your friends to buy drugs. That's addict move.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealZodiacKiller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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I caught a drug addict fish today

I'm not sure what he was on but he was hooked on something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt2893
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Why did the drug addict fall over?

He tripped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why are drug addicts afraid of heights?

They're too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimensionsstudio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Just met a Chinese drug addict. He asked, "Have you seen my cocaine?".

I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killyourown
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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