Draw Me Puns

Needless to say I am wanted in California.

it's a role of the dice

But a lass, he could not.

I drew First Blood.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon

That's where I draw the line.

He just pulled out a sharpie and started drawing all over me. I could not for the life of me figure out why, but it was very unprofessional

But refuses to tell me where she hid the markers.

I showed her the drawing I made, she replied “that wasn’t really what I had pictured...”

Ever since then, I've been drawing blanks

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

Boy, was my face red!

But I had to get it just right

So I took a tackle at it

http://i.imgur.com/0JY3EbN.jpg

I brought her a piece of paper and told her I couldn't find a pen.

Sure! I'll make you a Chalk-alate chip cookie. The look on my wife's face made me realize i have become my dad...

I said yes. He said what about insects. I said sure. Then he said he thought so because of the way I draw flys.

When I was four or five, any time I'd ask my dad to draw something for me he would draw a lump, say it's a rock and that the thing I'd requested was hidden behind the rock.