A list of puns related to "Down And Out"
no matter what he's still arson
Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!
....he was an Austr-alien
Because communication is key
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
It wasn't all bad though, I love grilled fish.
They just suspended animation.
The girl asks, βis it true that thereβs nothing under that kilt of yours?β The Scotsman replies, βwhy donβt you reach under and see for yourself?β The girl reaches under his kilt and quickly removes her hand. βDear god, thatβs gruesome!β
The Scotsman replied back βAye, and if you reach up under there again, youβll see itβs gruesome more.β
I tried, and it was flattered, but it just wasn't interested in humans.
Everything is still up in the air.
"And he won?" I asked.
"Well, no..." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk!"
I looked down at him and chuckled, βI think my feet are too big.β
You are the only people who really know me inside out.
Poor guy just couldnβt cope.
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"
Little mary jane just LAUGHED and LAUGHED.... she knew it was only a nickle.
the man frowned and thought "well that's a little con descending."
Soon you will be able to purchase your very own veggie-table.
"We wouldn't want your water to break."
I said "I know, I can smell their dairy air from here!"
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