When Scooby Doo gives you a hickey
Dad working on car: βgive me that thingamajig...the doohickeyβ
Daughter: βSCOOBY DOO didnβt GIVE ME A HICKEYβ
Ps, it was much funnier in my head and when I came up with it and told my girlfriend. I didnβt know how to put it in words so it sucks.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have
imgur.com/scUiBA3
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What is Kahnβs favorite part about Scooby-Doo?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
My girlfriend threw away my scooby doo boxers.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Doo Doo Doo
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︎ May 21 2019
In Dubai, they don't show The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi doo
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︎ May 15 2019
My dad likes to call people "Doo-doo" as a joke.
He really likes to yell it when looking for people and he does it so often that his co-workers started calling him "Doo-doo". So the other day a new hire witnessed this exchange,
Co-worker: Hey Doo-doo can you check for a part that came in?
Dad: Yeah no prob.
Confused she asked him: Why do people call you Doo-doo?!
Without missing a beat my dad turned to her and said: CAUSE IM THE SHIT!!!
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︎ Jun 26 2017
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia
They make it very clear in every episode that theyβre MedellΓn kids.
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︎ Oct 24 2018
If a Rooster says Cock-a- doodle-doo!What does a hen say?
Cluck cluck any cock-will-do!
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︎ Aug 02 2013
Maybe
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︎ Nov 12 2020
The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I made a song about COVID-19
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Whatβd the confused alligator say when acting like a rooster?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
He'll be gone in a day or two.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
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︎ Feb 03 2019
This sub is really going downhill...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it!
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Well
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︎ May 06 2018
βDid someone say doobie?βββSnoop Dogg.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Whatβs Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Dif you know people from dubai don't like the flintstones....
But people from Abu Dhabi doo..
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Shaggy at his best.
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︎ Feb 21 2018
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I canβt tell if heβs drawing snakes, mountains, teepeeβs, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
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︎ Aug 26 2020
In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?
massachusetts.
It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?
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︎ Sep 20 2016
Every Girl...
My buddy Dan hated this picture.
I told him he had it wrong, because....
https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb
.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"
(spins guitar on belt buckle)
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︎ Sep 23 2019
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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︎ Oct 19 2017
Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
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︎ Jan 04 2019
1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What song does Pepper Potts sing to her newborn?
Ba-by Stark doot doo doot doo doot doo....
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Ive been waiting all year to post this
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︎ Dec 31 2014
My doctor thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool sample
I told him it was the least I could doo
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Under pressure
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said "I don't know that one but I can have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
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︎ Mar 14 2019
I just quit my 20/hr per week internship to start my first full-time job and I'm kind of sad...
...I think I'm suffering from post-part-time depression.
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︎ Oct 17 2015
Windshield was a mess!
I asked my wife what kind of bird she thought did this.. she said "a doo-doo bird"
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︎ May 25 2020
If a rooster were a cowboy would he say "howdy" or...
Would he say "howdy-doodle-doo"
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︎ May 21 2020
What do you call a dog on an underwater vessel?
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︎ Apr 01 2018
Flintstones show was really ahead of it's time.
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Fred and Wilma would be proud
Did you know the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai donβt like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo!
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