I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off.

I guess I was stoned off my ass.

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I just saw a guy riding a bike while trying to sell a donkey.

He was peddling his ass all over town.

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📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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For the holidays

Priest: what's the noise outside? Youth leader: a naked woman is riding a donkey. Priest: really? Let me see, it's been a while since I saw an ass.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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Donkey walks into a bar and sees there’s a horse in the bar as well.

Donkey starts speaking to the horse, “So what do you do?”

“Oh in the summer I do racing and in the winter I do the showjumping.” says the horse.

Donkeys thinking, holy shit, this is a thoroughbred.

“What do you do?” Asks the horse.

All embarrassed the donkey says “oh... uh... well in the summer I give rides to kids at the beach”

They chat a bit more and arrange to go round the donkey's house for drinks next week. Donkey's thinking to himself he’s got to come up with some way to impress the thoroughbred. So he gets a picture of a Zebra, a nice frame and hangs it up.

Horse comes round and goes “Oh this is a nice house you’ve got, that’s a nice picture too”

Donkey says “Oh aye, that’s when I played for Juventus”

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📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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