Dog Sweater Puns

A list of puns related to "Dog Sweater"

Fozzie the Bear tells the ultimate dad jokes.

  1. Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.

  2. Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.

  3. Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.

  4. Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor: How fat was he? Fozzie: He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.

  5. Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because their hot.

  6. What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking

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