I made a bot to update about vaccine slot availability in Dehradun district. The bot sends a notification on Telegram as soon as the slots open up.
https://t.me/joinchat/6CE0YauLSJk5OWJl
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At the height of over 3,000 feet (914.4 m) above sea level, Bangalore is situated even above Dehradun (630 m).
Hi, firstly i want to tell all of you that this is an alt account that i made to say something. I want to talk about uttarakhand where my ancestral property is. I did some analysis and i found out that the muslim population is increasing in dehradun and haridwar particularly from 2001 to 2011 . You can also calculate that using census data district wise. But also the Hindu population of only dehradun was increased by huge number not exponentially and the haridwar hindu population was decreased and the muslim population increased in haridwar. But the major thing i founded was that the muslim population increased exponentially in haridwar and dehradun.
inside dehradun the muslim population increased in those place in which they were already in majority also in the case of Haridwar this is applicable so i want to ask my friends who live in Dehradun and Haridwar now much of it is true.
2011 report :-
https://www.census2011.co.in/data/religion/state/5-uttarakhand.html
2001 report :-
http://gbpihedenvis.nic.in/District%20wise%20Religious%20Population%20of%20Uttarakhand-2001.html
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
