What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.

But nothing tops a cheese pizza.

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Why can't you choose Latin as your default cell phone language?

Because the Roman charges are too much!

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Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge off

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👤︎ u/Handman47
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Columbus,Marco Polo etc are not the bravest explorers of all time.

Its the Internet Explorer.

It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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If Ace Ventura was a dad...
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👤︎ u/SquireMav
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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Dad mind fucks me from across town.

I was at a met station waiting for a met yesterday to go see my dad and this old man came up to me tapped me on the shoulder and said

"Don't turn around. We know who you are and we have come to help."

"Help with what?"

"You'll know soon but it's OK we are on your side"

He then walked off the met stop on the phone as if he wasn't even waiting for a met.


So it fucking turned out right my dad knows this fucking guy from working on the taxis and the guy text my dad to say he had seen me. My dad tells this guy to fucking follow me onto the met stop and play out this fucking routine.

^^^Edit:Fuck

My dads a dick...


Brit glossary:

Met = Metrolink -http://www.metrolink.co.uk/Pages/default.aspx - Overground rail travel. (Tram)

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👤︎ u/lordsmish
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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[Meta] /r/puns hits 200k subscribers!

It's been about 4 years in the making, but we've grown from 20k when i started to 200k so fast. Before you know it we'll be a default. Keep on keepin on lads

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👤︎ u/KetoSaiba
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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Subreddit Changes

Recently, we had a hostile power takeover. A new mod got power hungry and went on a nice little editing spree.

Pics of carnage: Here

He/she has been banned from the subreddit, and submissions are back to normal.

I somehow ended up as the lackey here, and I've never been a subreddit mod before, so bear with me. I've put things back to their defaults, so submissions can resume normally.


##Tl;dr guy goes on power trip, he's gone, things back to normal, I have no clue what I'm doing.

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👤︎ u/KetoSaiba
📅︎ Apr 08 2014
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I renamed the router

I installed a new router at our home and of course it is only prudent to rename the SSID to something other than the default. I named it "BasicallyASeriesOfTubes".

Which, when I explained it to the family, I showed them an iPad connected to

>The Internet, which is BasicallyASeriesOfTubes.

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Girlfriend got me a dad joke pillow!!

https://i.imgur.com/Mit733g.jpg

We are long distance so she bought me this as her default reaction face!!

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A frozen dad joke inspired by /u/Heebichibi

After resetting my step daughters tablet to defaults the Facebook messenger app kept freezing. It would eventually say wait or force close. I hit wait and it loaded. I told her..

"If it's frozen... Let it go."

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👤︎ u/mjbehrendt
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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